Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
Just remember, even your worst days only have twenty-four hours
How dose one manage to get stuff in their eye’s while wearing glasses?
Witchcraft that’s how, that’s the only acceptable answer.
Know what I think .
I think the the first of the month should have at the very least have terms and conditions that imply and or say:
"So you THINK you got paid,huh?
Wasn’t that a nice thought. Now pay your bills.”
Because THEN you could at least say to yourself- totally didn’t read those,who the hell ever dose?!
The struggle is real.Ahhhhhhhh….
Love being an adult, love it….
*folds paper in half* origami